aries: angriest asshole award
taurus: number two and loving it award
gemini: superficial nervous wreck award
cancer: crybaby emotionpants award
leo: egotist extraordinaire award
virgo: petty perfectionist award
libra: indecisive “individual” award
scorpio: secretive bastard award
sagittarius: expert exaggerator award
capricorn: condescending parent award
aquarius: complete weirdo award
pisces: idealistic idiot award

(Source: plushiekougra, via alexismarie)

abeastnamedkevin:

things that are weird to think about:

• the toilet water in australia spinning backwards
• your grades if you didn’t have a tumblr
• shaved llamas
• how mermaids reproduce
• the fact that jesus was once a teenage boy and probably masturbated

(via timespentwastingtime)

richwhitelesbian:

if animals don’t want to get eaten why are they made out of food

(via alexismarie)

cholazard:

i like you, do you like me

kiss me if yes

recite the bible in slovakian if no

(via alexismarie)